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I'm obviously missing something here. Maybe it's time to read the instruction manual.

This was a game that I gon't remember ever asking for when I was a kid, but I really did like this game. I should have really tried harder to get the letters to spell out NINTENDO, but I was focusing more on not losing, since I haven't played this game in 15 years.

Jeff's incredibly affectionate father decides to help us obey the voice in our head.

We brave the arctic tundra and animals stronger than us on our quest to heed the girlish voice in our head.

The end... or is it?

Hooray for instruction manuals! If I had been paying attention before, I wouldn't have gotten stuck.

Abandoning the main characters, we travel to a frigid land of geniuses.

The Runaway Five let us use their bus, and then they abandon us in Zombie Land.

What's with all of these bosses?