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Autoscrolling at its worst. The level itself is not really difficult, but they play a dirty trick that I fall for again and again.

Bounding between the flying fires and through the pipe maze, we reach the magic log that floats on lava without bursting into flames. This boss's downfall is his own stupidity.

The floating, fuzzy LSD on Yoshi's Island tempts our dinosaur steed. Watch as he struggles to stay sober.

For some reason, we have to go right into a the bandits' lair to get Mario back to his parents. I don't know why bandits would live in a cave ensconced in lava flows.

Yeah, it's another Goonies reference. So sue me. This level required us to use some dangerous maneuvers to get to the goal. Most of the bonus items are in paces that require even more dangerous maneuvers.

A castle without a foundation, unless you count air and clouds. I have this thing against buildings floating without foundations. Also, touching Fuzzy made me much less dizzy than Raven did.

Momentum carries us from platform to platform and I demonstrate my ability to find places in the level without any ground.

Lakitu and his clones take to the air only to be defeated again and again.

I thought this was supposed to take place in some underground caverns, and where's the pirate ship?

The first boss without a weakness to ever appear in a video game.